I'm sure many of you have read this Onion piece already, but it reminds me of a Prineville girl who lived in my residence hall back when I was a freshman. She wasn't very nice.
She tried to beat up an Indian guy that lived on our floor (he defended himself with a cricket bat). She lived one floor above me. She was a tad overweight and was into bullriding. She used to ride her boyfriend 1 a.m. every night while my roommate and I tried to sleep. We would whimper in fear, repeating, "Oh God, the squeaking! Not again! Not again!"
Therefore, without ever being to Prineville, I view it with disdain. A lot of disdain.
posted by Sho | 1:33 AM |
